It's Been a While Crocodile.

So I am here to talk about boys.
Yes, those foreign life forms called "males".
I do confess I know NOTHING about them.
Everything they say they like seems to defy all of what they do.
Take...girls for instance.
Every geek guy says that they want a girl who plays video games, listens to awesome music, doesn't feel the need to act "girly" (Designer Brands/high maintenance), and isn't offended by sex jokes/guy humor.
Yet when they find a girl like that, they almost never end up finding themselves in romantic relationship.
Same thing holds true with girls.
We say "oh I want a nice guy" but when there is a genuinely nice guy most of the time we will view him as "just a friend".

Both of these things SUCK. Honestly it sucks even more when you find the PERFECT guy and an utterly uninterested in him. It's so weird. I think we lie to ourselves in a way unacknowledged by our conscious self's.

Okay I'm am going to stop lying to myself.

I don't want a nice guy. By "nice" I mean typical "nice" guy. I LIKE BAD BOYS! DARK AND MYSTERIOUS OUTER SHELL WITH A SOFT HEART DEAR JEEBUS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Passionate.
Cute, he doesn't need to be hot to anyone else but me.
Okay, I want Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You. Seriously.

So here is to not lying to ourselves/others about the guys/girls we like.

And here is a picture of girl who plays video games, listens to awesome music, doesn't feel the need to act "girly" (Designer Brands/high maintenance), and isn't offended by sex jokes/guy humor.



oh wait, that's me.